This blog is somehow so messed up, meaning it doesn’t work. Not that my blog content is messed up. never. HOWEVER. Here you go. Follow. Must. Yes.
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet